Phone number

So I bought a new cell phone. Gun, the go to guy for chinese translations to english at work, took me the other day. China Mobile is like Verizon in the U.S. and the customer service is the same.. you take a number and sit. the difference is there's a computer screen that lists all the available phone numbers and you get to choose your cell number. So Gun takes me to the phone number kiosk and tells me to pick my number. a screen with a list of more than 30 sets of numbers pops up onto the screen and Gun says, "you choose" and stares at me intently seeing if i'm gonna pick the "right number" like it was a test or something. I hesitated for a moment, more so b/c i was trying to see if there were any numbers that were easy to remember. But gun took my pause as a sign that i was dissatisfied with my choices and said, "ah, you want more choices" (in a tone that made me think i made the right choice for not choosing any numbers on the first page) and then scrolled to the next page.

I saw a number with the only same double digits in a row and went for it: 13601849844and as the printer was spitting out my newly chosen number, gun looks at me and says,

"are you sure you want that number?"

I tell him it's fine and that the 44 as the last two digits makes the number somewhat easy to remember. He gave me a puzzled look and said,

"o..ooo..hhh... ok"

After all the paper work was signed and i was handed my fresh "anycall" phone, Gun shares with me that the Chinese don't like the number four and that it means death. He said, "but dont' worry, b/c you have a couple eights in your number, which means money!"

I smiled at him and quiety thought to myself great, i'm gonna make alot of money and then die. So here it is guys, my expensive, deathly mobile number: (021) 13601849844

Shuffle Truffle

I made my very own pile of fish bones on the table today. I think i'm starting to look like a local customer now, so much so that the woman sweeping the floors straight up swept over my feet with her, oh so sanitary, wet mop~sweet!! This is my highlight of the day, truffles from the Hyatt pastry shop. And by the time I uploaded this image, I already ate all three. The white chocolate wasn't good, white chocolate is never good!

something different~please.

I'm so sick of rice. I know! I'm the one Asian in the group, and I seem to be the only one that is OVER the food they're giving us. We're fed lunch and dinner, at what they call the "canteen", which is just fancy talk for cafeteria. First of all, you have to go through plastic butcher blinds, wait in line and then point to which stainless-steel tray of food you'd like. They usually serve two, veggie-type dishes, a meat dish and a block of rice. The meat is never boneless, and apparently, keeping the bones on your plate is improper etiquette so you’ll see piles of bones on all the tables. Anything that falls on your lap should be brushed to ground and not placed back on the table, which would be sweet for Casperger. I have a picture of a woman whose sole job is to sweep the floor while people are eating, but I don’t know how to get it off my camera. Here's a picture of the canteen food and my classmates chowing down. Oh, and since I've moved to the new hotel (which is another story, maybe to be told in person) I've had access to breakfast-more rice.

mom leaves and takes cell phone

My mom left Shanghai today~sniffle, sniffle. She also took my cell phone with her. For a few days, I had a cell, and now I am once again mobile-less. I got to spend all day with her yesterday and was able to show her the little I know about the city. I stuck to the areas where people can speak a little bit of english, and we made it back to the hotel, each with both kidneys in tact.
Did i mention it was hot here? b/c i think i saw a dog crying yesterday cuz his paws were melting on the ground.

work + heat = sleepy

There are so many random events that I've encountered since I got hear last week, but first things first. I've been assigned to a project! last week, the four UCLA students gave 25 minute presentations on their research. I had one day to prepare and of course I procrastinated and worked on it the morning of. It was a little nerve racking b/c not only was the presentation an introdcution of ourselves, but it was also a way to help the director determine which projects he would put us on (ie. cool project or mailroom.) Lucky for me, I landed a super interesting gig and will be working on the redesign of a water-front city in the Hunan province. The project is an international design competition and we have to come up with a master plan in two months, which seems crazy fast, but apparantly it's how they roll here in China.

First Encounters

I was greeted by a very sirley driver that was not amused by my bastardized greeting in his language. I immediatedely felt the rush of "oh my god what am i gonna do!" when i charaded and said "mobile phone" and he took me the nearest pay phone, which is part of the reason why i still don't have a cell phone yet. So our drive into the city was long, it took an hour and half, there were three accidents, and multiple men pulled over and peeing in the street. Hello Shanghai!

Last Day in Seoul

I'll finally be making my way to Shanghai tomorrow. Checked into the Hyatt Regency near Incheon Airport to get as much sleep as possible. Julie, your pops wakes up at the crack of dawn, and sleeping in is pretty much impossible. So the next blog i post should be from China!